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This comes from an article in the British Go Journal (BGJ). For the full list of 101 uses, see page 42 of BGJ number 112 (Autumn 1998).
... and a new one from Worcester ...
A fun free program is Igowin . This is a 9x9 version of the "Many Faces of Go" commercial program. As you win or lose games against it, it keeps a rough estimate of your grade at the top right of the window.
Q: How many Go players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but only if the ladder works.
Q: Why did the Cyclops die?
A: Because it only had one eye.
Q: What is the best advice ever given when playing a board game?
A: Do not pass Go! (in Monopoly)
Q: Why was the 9x9 Go Ban fed up?
A: Because he was a little board!
Q: Why was playing Go on the floor allowed?
A: Because there was no Ban.
Q: What handicap did God give Moses upon Mount Sinai?
A: Two stones!
Q: Why did the Go players play Go in a thunder storm?
A: They were practising for a lightning tournament!
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